Belief-o-Matic

According to the Belief-O-Matic, it thinks I am… (no prizes for trying to figure out what the hell all these things mean)…

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
4. Neo-Pagan (83%)
5. Liberal Quakers (80%)
6. Nontheist (80%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
8. Reform Judaism (69%)
9. New Age (68%)
10. Mahayana Buddhism (59%)
11. New Thought (58%)
12. Scientology (58%)
13. Taoism (58%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)
15. Sikhism (43%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%)
19. Bahá’í Faith (26%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (26%)
21. Hinduism (26%)
22. Islam (26%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (26%)
24. Roman Catholic (26%)
25. Jainism (21%)
26. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
27. Jehovah’s Witness (13%)