See What?

See Hear, allegedly a programme catering to the deaf, hearing impaired, BSL, selectively deaf, selectively hearing impaired, mildly deaf, moderate hearing loss, those without ear lobes, Prince Charles, the hard of hearing, the hard cases, sign language, SSE, all the above with a -wannabe suffix, the old, the hearing aid art groupie, the Cocklea Implanters, Irish People, Americans and The Moderator.

Recently Seah Rear aired an article on the breakthrough of empowerment for the above mentioned people and that the above lot should begin to immediately use it as it breaks down all known barriers and find lots and lots of girlfriends – especially if you are a 75 year old man.

What is this breakthrough?

The Internet! Now, just incase you do not know what the Internet is, the programme helpfully brought in an Internet expert, a Ben Thingummy. Ah, now that we know what it is, we should all go to Bebo en masse, while carrying a subscription to the suspicious acclaim of “biggest deaf social site” being a certain Yahoo email group owned by The Moderator.

And should you have a problem with “the Internet” on account of not being able to get online – you wait three months, having enlisted your family to fudge with your computer in the meantime, you call the See Hear hotline and they will fix it by airing your plight.

Remember, if you are a teenage girl and you fall into the above mentioned group, you must lock yourself in, as stepping outside, or letting anyone in will result in a sprog popping out of your tummy. Practise safe sex, use the Internet!

Now, if I see anything as patronising as that on the BBC again, I will write a blog titled “You’ve never had it so Patronising with the BBC”. I still stand by You Never Had it So Good with the BBC complete with its grammatical and spelling errors, simply because See Hear is not the only programme on the Beeb.