Pigs can fly better

As the time comes nearer for me to go back to work after a 7-week hiatus, I’ve been given an itinerary detailing my flights.

I then contacted the airline… Air France …only to be told that all the reference and ticket numbers and my names are not on their system. Arrgh France advised me to contact their ticket handling agents – a third party company also used by British Arseways.

Deja vu time.

Sure enough, Swissport doesn’t have anything on me, none of the reference numbers I gave, or the itinerary I mentioned showed up any reservations.

Oh boy. Funtimes in the next few days as I prepare to fly on Monday.